I LIVE FOR THIS POST
"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"
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Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.
Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.
I just want dark haired Michael back
Steal My Girl Video – Can We Break The VEVO Record?
On Friday 24th October this week (at 4pm GMT), the Steal My Girl video is going to be unleashed… and, it might just be the best One Direction video ever… You may have heard rumours of a chimp, lion, sumo wrestlers and ballet dancers being in the vid and we can confirm - they’re all true. So with the prospect of this literally being the video EVER, what better way to celebrate than going for the VEVO 24 hour record. That’s right – can we beat Nicki Minaj’s ‘Anaconda’ with 19.6 million views in one day alone? If anyone can – it’s the best fans in the world* Make sure everyone and everything is prepared - we’re going to need support all around the world to give it a go. If you wanna start spreading the word – we’re using #StealMyGirlVEVORecord
REMEMBER: The video airs on Friday 24th October @ 4pm GMT. Get Ready.
*according to Harry, Liam, Louis, Niall and Zayn
ITS CALLED A FUCKING STATISTIC
MAYBE ITS NOT THAT NUMBER BUT I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT THE NUMBER IS OVER 2/3
ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS HISTORICALLY DO NOT END WELL
THATS NOT BEING PESSIMISTIC THATS TELLING YOU A FACT
that’s how you make armor for women, no bullshit boob cups.
Boob cups must be the most uncomfortable things on earth… What the hell are you supposed to do when one of your boobs slips out? Let’s say you inhale or move your chest somehow so your breasts get free from the cup and end up clipped on the edge?? You can’t even pull them like you can when your bra gets all screwed up! Like who wants to wear that while they’re fighting monsters and shit?
I hit reblog so hard I may have sprained my finger
boob cups could also kill you. If you fall on your chest, all your weight will be on the middle of the boob cups and your sternum could be crushed. bye bye heart.
and the fact that this is the Mulan from “Once Upon a Time” makes it even better
bbc radio 1 knows whats up
why do we never talk about the fact that one direction was on icarly and they replaced harry with gibby